sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

rpepperpotshipssciencebros:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

Proof that cats are made of Velcro and static cling.

rpepperpotshipssciencebros:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

Proof that cats are made of Velcro and static cling.

buckyxbarnes:

Our only hope is the dog the man with no powers whom we let hang out with us all for some reason.  [..]Thank you for taking care of us.

shoesoffbootson:

When someone says homosexuality is caused by neglect or abuse by a member of the opposite sex, or any similar Bad Parenting, I try to be civil because that facilitates further, possibly-useful discussion.  But if I DID laugh and point, I don’t think there would be anything wrong with that.

year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

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Barton, Romanoff. They never have an extraction plan.

capsicle107:

woman? is that meant to insult me?